Sugar Cookie Recipe

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Meema's Sugar Cookies
Ingredients:
Sugar cookie dough
Sprinkles
Broom and dustpan

Step 1: Arrange sugar cookie dough into individual balls on a baking sheet. Be certain to put as many stickers on your shirt as will fit.


Step 2: Prepare sprinkles.


Step 3: Remove lid, and pour sprinkles into lid.


Step 4: Dump.


Step 5: Repeat Step 4, then grimace.

Step 6: Throw a few sprinkles on the floor for good measure.


Step 7: Bake and enjoy. While they're baking, get the broom and dustpan and sweep the floor. Come to the realization that you're only kidding yourself and fetch the vacuum. As you walk through the kitchen a few hours later, pick out the errant sprinkles that have become embedded in your socks. Laugh about it, because, hey, at least you've got cookies to eat.